Monster Lab Party

HowlSpace Quest 11: A Friend Request from Igor – {Interface}: You have received a new message from Igor.

Igor: Hello. My boss wanted me to invite you to his laboratory for a special experiment…not on you, of course. {Go to Next Guest Options}

{Guest Options}:

·         {Option 1} Who are you?

·         {Option 2} Who’s your boss?

·         {Option 3} An experiment? What kind of experiment?

Igor: {Option 1} I apologize for my sudden intrusion. I am Igor, expert scientist, who is stuck working under the employ of mad scientist Billy Lugosi. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 2} Oh, Billy Lugosi. He’s…well, I’m feeling nice today, so he’s a quirky character… Oh, who am I kidding? He’s either a lunatic or a jerk. Take your pick. I’ve tried to break out into the scientific community several times, but he keeps on reeling me back in, against my own wishes. The best that I can do is vent about it online in spaces like this. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 3} So, have you ever read the book Frankenstein? Or seen the movie? It’s like that, but real. You see, my boss has been working tirelessly for years to create the perfect living creature, but they usually end in failure. This time, however, he thinks he’s found the right formula. And since everyone like you seems to be visiting today, he’s opened the doors to his lab to show it off with a big party. Personally, I think this is a bad idea, but he insists that everyone will be safe. Since I don’t trust him, I’ve made sure that the tour is actually safe. So, long story short, don’t worry. Like I wrote earlier, you’re not the experiment. {Go to Objective Screen}

Objective Screen {from Option 3} Go to the Scary Laboratory.

{Guest} arrives at Scary Laboratory and confirms.

Igor: Wait. You accepted my boss’ invitation? You must be really curious to want to deal with him. Hopefully, I can rein him in. {Go to Next Guest Options}

{Guest Options}:

·         {Option 1} What do you have against Billy Lugosi?

·         {Option 2} Should I be worried?

·         {Option 3} Well, I am a wanted fugitive. {Appears after Option 2 is selected}

·         {Option 4} Are you kidding? I want to see what this experiment is about!

·         {Option 5} Maybe you’re right. I’ll come back another time.

·         {Option 6} Why is the laboratory closed today?

Igor: {Option 1} Do you really want to know? Okay, here’s the basics. Billy used to work out of an institute in California until he decided to experiment with a dead hamster named Black Bear. He brought it back to life, caused it to grow to fifty feet, and destroyed his house. It went on a rampage before a karate nanny stopped it in his tracks, and Billy fled here afterwards. I think that’s the right story, but he didn’t learn his lesson, continuing to build monsters and bring them to life. The results have been…pretty catastrophic. Almost as bad as he treats me. I think he has an ego issue. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 2} Hmm. As much as I want to say that my boss is boasting again, he might actually have cracked the code on his formula this time. Still, whenever he creates a monster, the locals in Howling Hollow form an angry mob to destroy the monster, so that might be an issue. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 3} A wanted fugitive? I’ve heard from some of the tourists that Sherriff Barley is looking for someone that matches your profile image, so hopefully no one in the crowd recognizes you. Then again, since we both aren’t really on good terms with the townsfolk, I’ll keep a low profile and pretend that I didn’t recognize you. Besides, police officers rarely venture out into the forest. Stay out here and you’ll be safe. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 4} Well, if you’re REALLY wanting to see what my boss is up to, the line to go inside should be forming just outside of the laboratory entrance. Billy may be out of his mind with his party that he’s throwing, but be assured that I’ve made sure that you’ll be safe. {Go to Objective Screen}

Igor: {Option 5} I can’t say that I can blame you, but if you’re still outside of the laboratory, maybe you should stop by my little store? The folks at Lycan Works think that a wood board makes for a good souvenir, but who needs that when you can buy a graduated cylinder? {Go to Quest Screen}

Igor: {Option 6} Lab accident. With someone as careless and crazy as my boss, it happens all of the time. If you want to go on the tour, check back later today and see if anything has changed. In the meantime, you can still grab a beaker from my little store. {Go to Quest Screen}

Objective Screen {from Option 4}: Experience Monster Lab Party. Please adhere to all safety requirements and restrictions during this experience.

In an effort to bring more good press to his work, Billy Lugosi has officially opened his lab for the peering eyes of the incoming tourists to see. While he hasn’t had the time (or will) to make his lab presentable, he has decided to host a party in his lab, which will culminate in the demonstration of his life-giving technology!

Guests begin their visit by passing through the iron gates of the lab, where they come upon a courtyard. In addition to hosting the lab’s entrance, the small store Old Lab Junk is also located here, along with the trailer homes for both Billy and his assistant Igor. It is all in bad shape, but is also very well-used, with the wrought-iron fence surrounding the courtyard giving a sense of protection.

Entering the laboratory, guests weave through several rooms of stored lab equipment, some of which hasn’t been used at all. Throughout the rooms are also passive-aggressive notes written between Billy and Igor, along with party decorations made from some of the lab equipment. Other party decorations are made from random items from a box labeled “Gift with Purchase Items.” These include mostly wrenches and broken light bulbs, but also include strange oddities such as a wind-up flashlight, a holographic projector, and a dime store calculator. A computer by tech firm Big Apple Electronics runs the party lighting setting.

In a larger chamber, Billy appears before guests’ eyes via the afore-mentioned holographic projector in order to give them a warm welcome to his laboratory.

Billy Lugosi: Greetings, uh…people. I am the greatest scientific genius that this world has yet to appreciate, Billy Lugosi, and today, I have invited you all here for…a party!

Igor(o.s.): But master, I thought we we’re doing the demonstration today!

Billy Lugosi: Yes, yes, Igor, now stop bothering me. I’m in the middle of recording something for our guests. Ahem, where was I? Ah, yes! I have used my brilliant mind to create the greatest creature of all time, and we’re going to finish off our party by demonstrating my genius for all of you to see by bringing my creature to life! But since I don’t need your…tourist germs near my creation, you’ll be coming via the greatest party buses you’ll ever find: the Shock ‘N’ Rollers! You’ll find them in the dungeon- uh, I mean the lower chambers! Of course, we don’t have dungeons here! Igor? What are you- fine.

After the hologram shuts off, guests continue to wind through the corridors before arriving in the lower chambers, where the loading area is located as they get ready to board, the guests hear Igor come on over the comm system.

Costume design concept for Monster lab Party. Just like Igor, I wanted to quickly establish that the ride operators are also under Billy Lugosi's employ, but without overshadowing Billy's own design. Therefore, I elected to use the land general modular costume design and add on a lab coat and a set of mad scientist goggles. Anyone working Old Lab Junk would also wear this same costume, since they would be a part of the same team, at least in-story.

Igor: Hello? Is this thing on? Testing. Testing. O.K., good. Hello? O.K., we’re just about to start the demonstration, so before you head off to the party, I just want to make sure that you stay seated with your seat belt fastened, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside of the…uh…Shock ‘N’ Roller at all times. I swear I didn’t come up with that name. Ahem. Also, supervise your children during the party. Now…let the good times roll. Who wrote this?

Computer: Hola. Permanezca sentado con el cinturón de seguridad abrochado, manteniendo las manos, los brazos, los pies y las piernas adentro en todo momento. Y por favor cuide a sus hijos. Gracias.

With the guests seated, three Shock ‘N’ Roller vehicles set out at the same time into the corridors.

Beat Sheet:

1.      The guests travel down a corridor lit by bioluminescent fluids contained in chemistry glassware, with lights shining through to give off a kaleidoscope effect. Parked in one corner are some boxes labeled “Mad scientist glassware that is not actually needed for a practical experiment.”

2.      In the study, Igor looks out through a telescope towards town. Improvised party lights light the room. Igor welcomes the guests and directs them to the party. (Igor: Ah, there you are. I hope that you find this party to be, uh, exciting. I’m too busy keeping an eye out for the inevitable angry mob, so be on your way.)

3.      In a room filled with computers, the vehicles dance around the towers of computers and hard drives. This system is affectionately labelled as “Party Power,” and gives off an impromptu show for guests as the overloaded system starts to spark and smell like burning metal. (Computer: Warning. System overload.) The mini fireworks show culminates in the combustion of a Big Apple Electronics laptop.

4.      The vehicles break off and go into individual rooms containing giant Jacob’s Ladders. These are somehow able to restore power, with the vehicles converging in the next room.

5.      The vehicles convene in a Power Transistor Room with a cobbled-together organ in the middle. It plays the ride’s soundtrack as vials filled with body parts flash like lightbulbs. Storm clouds form outside and the overhead lightning rod is struck by lightning. The power cables glow with electricity as the vehicles enter the next room.

6.      Finally, the guests arrive in the examination room, where Billy has hooked up his monster to the electrical cables. (Billy Lugosi: Ah, there you are! Now behold the creation of life! Igor, now!) When the electricity zaps the monster, it awakes but gets scared by the flashing party lights. (Billy Lugosi: Yes! It’s alive! Now keep our guests entertained while I take care of more important things. No! Obey me!) Billy tries to force an electric guitar into its hands, but it pushes the guitar away. (Igor: Okay, fun’s over. You should leave before anything bad happens.)

7.      Guests pass down a long hallway, where the burning torches of an angry mob are visible outside. The group is chanting in a rhythm to match the ride’s soundtrack. The vehicles then break off into three rooms.

8.      In room #1, the guests visit the lab’s kitchen, where pulsing electricity has overloaded the kitchenware, making it pop and dance to the music.

9.      In room #2, the guests visit the lab’s library, where ghostly hands remove and replace books on the shelves. A ghost materializes and is seen reading a book. Electricity overloads the lighting and fills the room with music. The ghost dances through a wall.

10.  In room #3, the guests visit the lab’s laundry room, where the washer and dryer are running. Electricity overloads the machinery and blows bubbles into the room. Clothes fly out of the machines and splat against the walls.

11.  The vehicles reconvene at an entryway, where an angry mob has broken in. They can’t find the monster anywhere, but do find lots of party lighting. (Sheriff Barley: Where’s the monster this time? Whiskey Joe: Beats me, but what’s up with those lights? Dirk Crumple: Dang, that music is catchy! Makes me want to dance!) Dirk starts to dance.

12.  The vehicles arrive at the party, where a rockin’ monster is using the guitar to rock out to the music. (Rockin’ Monster: Me shred like Hendrix! Igor: Hard to believe that the monster found the guitar electrifying, huh?) Everyone is soon dancing to the music, with the Rockin’ Monster at the center of the party. The Rockin’ Monster rocks out so hard, it causes the amplifier to catch on fire. (Igor: Okay, time to go.)

13.  Near the dungeons, the guests witness the Rockin’ Monster as it perishes in the fire. (Rockin’ Monster: RAH! Me live on prayer!) The angry mob leaves as the guests arrive at unload. (Igor: I apologize for that, ahem, mishap, but be assured that you are all perfectly safe. Billy Lugosi: My creation! IGOR! You shouldn’t have let those tourists in here! Igor: But master- Billy Lugosi: Don’t but me! Now clean up this mess! Igor: Ugh. Never mind. When the Shock ‘N’ Roller stops, please exit the vehicle to your left, taking all of your personal belongings with you. I hope that the rest of your day is better than mine is about to be.)

After the guests exit, they return to the courtyard outside of the laboratory, being deposited right by the store Old Lab Junk.

{Guest} rides Monster Lab Party and confirms.

Igor: Well, that somehow went…not as badly as Billy’s previous experiments. Then again, I think that’s the first time that the monster set itself on fire, so who knows? We might have hit a new low. {Go to Next Guest Options}

{Guest Options}:

{Option 1} That’s rock and roll for you.

·         {Option 2} Anything else that I should do out here in the forest?

·        {Option 3} It’s been nice talking to you.

Igor: {Option 1} Rock and roll? I understand that this was supposed to be an explosive party, but how many concert halls do you see going down in flames? {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 2} I do know that Torgo’s Atlantic Excursions is restoring the old funeral home across the road and is offering free tours today. But beyond that? Well, just up the road, there’s a creepy old tree that seems to have eyes that follow you as you walk by, but truth be told, I think your safest option would be to stop by my little shop right next to the laboratory. I have old science equipment for sale if you think that Connie Craft’s windmill desk fans are too garish. {Return to Guest Options}

Igor: {Option 3} And you as well. Stay safe out in the forest, and stay on the road. {Go to Quest Screen}

Upset over how little he’s paid for being Billy Lugosi’s lab assistant, Igor has decided to turn his trailer home into the laboratory surplus store Old Lab Junk. Displayed in Igor’s makeshift store racks are beakers, vendee graph generators, composition books, safety equipment, science kits, charts, and anything else that he could find lying around in disuse. Busy with helping out his master, Igor himself does not run the stand, but rather some interns from town who took up a fascination in Billy’s work. On full display for all to see is Igor’s greatest invention: the electro-pulse register, which sparks with lightning whenever a tourist completes a transaction.

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